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ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - I think I'll survive just fine. It's the rest of you nuts that need to worry.




THE NUTCRACKER - Toy soldiers battle the rats, you uncultured swine


TAGS: sense makes none nutcracker
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by aPauling

twill1962 - October 6, 2012, 2:01 am
John, guy in upper left is the Nutcracker. And, the Nutcracker is ballet based on a children's Chrstmas story. It is NOT Broadway.
xbrittanyx14 - October 5, 2011, 7:25 pm
The nutcraker is a ballet, not a broadway show.
John - September 8, 2008, 3:16 pm
-Im usually way too busy eyeing up the men...
John - September 8, 2008, 2:37 pm
Did anyone else see the guy in the top lefthad corner WTF? also uncultured just because you dont pay attention to g** broadway shows
mazumi - August 29, 2008, 1:39 pm
Actually, she's practicing good gun safety. You should never put your finger on the trigger until you're ready to fire.
D4V3 - July 2, 2008, 8:49 am
someone should tell that chick where the trigger is... the gun doesnt fire itself sweetheart!
Burn - July 1, 2008, 4:14 pm
Nice...
Ernie - June 26, 2008, 1:46 pm
Excellent observation! Well done!


PEANUTS - Explained And Eaten By Deadpool


TAGS: deadpool peanuts
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Nectern

aesop's folly - January 5, 2010, 4:14 pm
0/5 for the title and caption 5/5 for the comic
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 12:09 am
Ugh.


COINCIDENCE OR CONSPIRACY - License and registration sir. Do you have any idea of why I pulled you over today ?


TAGS: coincidence conspiracy cop donut truck
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Budog

Coombsy007 - March 15, 2012, 12:36 pm
Me gets the feeling we won't see this on COPS
falloutghoul - March 2, 2012, 10:07 pm
"Cuz you can smell it!"
carebear - March 2, 2012, 11:46 am
(carebear BANNED)


I AM TRYING TO EAT HEALTHIER - So how do you think I am doing so far ?


TAGS: trying eating healthier donut salad
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Budog

Derek - July 7, 2011, 8:04 pm
I expect this will be NYPD approved.


LINUS -


TAGS: peanuts gang the great pumpkin vengance candy
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Airman - October 31, 2011, 12:44 pm
nice
5150monkeylove - October 31, 2010, 3:48 pm
Absolute genius! This would make a great movie. Somebody call Rob Zombie, he makes awesome remakes. 5 dryer sheets for the dirty blanket
spacedog - October 31, 2010, 11:35 am
Nicely done RL.


TRY IT - Just try to touch his nuts i dare you!




BITING THE HAND... - Pretty freakin' literally.




PARTY TIMEZ - Four minutes to go, and then... party timez.




IRONY - Franklin - "This is so great, having all my friends and I together for Thanksgiving and... wait- what the hell?"


TAGS: peanuts charlie brown thanksgiving franklin
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by Mirromere

ratfink95 - August 17, 2015, 10:54 am
Problem with that Sparky? You haven't got that quite right anyway. Peppermint Patty was interested in Charlie Brown.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 3, 2013, 12:46 pm
Peanuts was bullsh*t anyway. Always making fun of god (the crazy kid is the only one that quotes the bible), one black kid who never got to say anything and two stereotypical les*****.
mattwins34 - December 13, 2010, 4:22 pm
Wow I never noticed that before


ONE DAY -




DONUT WARS - Don't get between men and their donuts!




Donuts -


TAGS: fantasy vii 7 rpg sephiroth cloud donuts
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by spirit_of_nature

m16 - June 19, 2009, 6:58 am
This is blasphemous! Good job!
shtoinkReplyier - April 27, 2009, 2:26 pm
Sepiroth- he is pregnant. I knew it..
Panther - November 4, 2008, 10:56 pm
Who the hell drew this? Epic win in a box! Jenova's box...
shtoink - August 26, 2008, 2:40 am
sephiroth would NEVER let himself go and lose his feminine figure like that!


GUINNESS -


TAGS: squirrel nutty good head cascade sweat
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Cubbybear - July 12, 2010, 12:51 am
I like the sediments on the bottom
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:17 am
...usually.


NOTHING -


TAGS: donuts bliss deepakchopra
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by sickartist

LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 2:21 pm
Did I just hear wood creaking?


WARNING! - Ninjas are nuts.




DRIVE SAFE -


TAGS: drive safe bolts nuts scatter
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

EnkryptedSpirit - October 9, 2011, 7:11 pm
lol so true. 5 nuts
Feasibly - October 6, 2011, 9:40 pm
um...falloutghoul...um...nevermind... ;)
falloutghoul - October 6, 2011, 9:06 pm
Which nut? The one behind the wheel?


WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS


TAGS: warning contains nuts white church
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by Budog

david5300 - January 29, 2017, 1:37 pm
They should have used a ph**o of a Mosque !
Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:18 pm
Is that the church from the Kingsman movie? The caption makes especially good sense if so.
steve1961 - September 5, 2013, 10:56 pm
Choose the red pill or blue pill...never take both ever again...
GaryO - September 5, 2013, 8:56 pm
……or listen to that little voice. It’s probably Jesus…or if yer batshyt crazy, it’s just Charles Manson sounding like Jesus. Either one, you’ll eventually end up where you belong.
GaryO - September 5, 2013, 8:55 pm
I do help folks, but whenever I do, the word ‘abet’ is usually in the sentence. OK, serious. If you have the intellect of room temperature, and feel the need for somebody to tell you how to think, you should just practice being nice.
GaryO - September 5, 2013, 8:55 pm
Well, I’m kinda anxious to see what you guys settle on as far as what ‘sin’ is….sounds like fun…there s/be a city named after the word…with gambling….and whorres…and tons of secs….day and night.
steve1961 - September 5, 2013, 2:23 pm
By Godliness, I mean to not just not sin but to do good works. We also have free will to do that. eg. Prevent a crime, help someone etc.
Renza - September 5, 2013, 4:18 am
Sure it is, if you choose not to obey (aka using free will) you are sinning. Godliness I'd say is probably just based on human desire to have a higher power watching over them or the need to have the unexplainable explained.
steve1961 - September 5, 2013, 4:01 am
Sin is not based on free will. Free will allows us the choice to sin or not. Having free will doesn't make one sinful. You can also choose to be good. Is Godliness also based on Free Will then too?
Renza - September 4, 2013, 10:59 pm
I'm pretty sure your first sentence says it all, sin is based on free will, therefore the use of free will is a sin, so that means free will is against the religion. Also, sin applies to the degree of thoughts, laws don't (yet).
medinaanidem - September 4, 2013, 8:21 pm
Um, the entire concept of sin is based on free will. A sin has to be a willing act. Free will is the enemy if Government. Ignorance is sn excuse for sin, but not for the law. Who us oppressive now?
Renza - July 30, 2013, 8:16 pm
To paraphrase Shakespeare in a way applicable to this... "a steaming pile by any other name..." Also, I'm pretty sure buildings don't talk, usually just the hateful uneducated nutjobs within them.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 7:55 pm
Wrong building... THAT one has minarets. The one with the steeple says if you do that you're being a ***k and you need to stop.
Renza - July 27, 2013, 2:44 pm
that's crazy talk, the manual is all about how those things are evil or "sins" as they like to call them, it's also really big on talking about how you should kill the people that disagree or blaspheme (or make jokes) about the religion.
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 10:55 am
The people who think that really never read the manual. I find if you look enough at the universe, it makes it hard not to believe in a higher power. Though I have to commend the poster for mocking a religion that won't try to murder him for making funny.
Renza - January 18, 2013, 6:19 am
To be fair, tolerance, knowledge, and free will are against the religion
Budog - March 26, 2012, 3:30 pm
Maybe it is the zealots who have a problem with those who choose a different belief system or point of view are the real problem...
maxenzo - March 26, 2012, 3:26 pm
the fun part is that the ones like that have a problem with God are the problem
beautylover15 - March 5, 2012, 2:55 pm
So unique and edgy!
otakugiant - February 20, 2012, 9:41 pm
@djrcreative i see what you did there...
djrcreative - February 20, 2012, 5:35 pm
Might explain why so many people are "allergic" to church. ;)
vulture - February 20, 2012, 4:51 pm
Amen, Brother!
Bolverk - February 20, 2012, 4:02 pm
I dont have a problem with GOD. Its his FAN CLUBS I have the problem with.


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: crazy nuts
Rating: 3.86/5

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DONUT BACON CHEESEBURGER - Breakfast of champs. I can't think of a better way to start the day.


TAGS: donut bacon cheeseburger
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by ThatGuy

ThatGuy - June 22, 2010, 2:36 am
actually, I think theres a fried egg on it already...
boeweizer - June 22, 2010, 2:08 am
add some fried eggs and some cream cheese and we got ourselves a deal
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 12:51 am
Cheese? #18182 - the Lutherburger.


SURVIVAL -


TAGS: snoopy woodstock zombie apocalypse peanuts
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

rerun - May 30, 2013, 9:07 pm

amsome. good on twist too
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2013, 8:13 pm
I really love the picture. I'm surprised Snoopy had not done it sooner.
GaryO - May 30, 2013, 7:46 pm
.....aaand ML rolls. 5L


ARE YOU SUGGESING -


TAGS: pzy monty python coconut migration
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

forseti - May 25, 2011, 2:51 am
you have to watch Monty Python And The Holy Grail!
house - May 25, 2011, 2:34 am
i don't get it
spacedog - May 24, 2011, 8:03 pm
Hilarious pzykosiz!
mindseye - May 24, 2011, 7:36 pm
sometimes, absolute and unquestionable genius is found on motifake.....
Airman - May 24, 2011, 6:04 pm
lol
Reality Lord - May 24, 2011, 4:06 pm

ehem....huge lolz...fav'd


HEY CUBBYBEAR - I found your next Halloween costume.




AMERICAS LAW ENFORCEMENT PROFESSIONALS - Keeping The Streets Safe And the Donut Shops Safer




ALLERGIES -


TAGS: carver allergy dog peanutb***er sadness
Rating: 4.91/5

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5150monkeylove - February 23, 2011, 9:35 pm
love the pic!


DUNKIN DONUTS - Because our children weren't worth it




I N C E N T I V E - Or feel the burn!




CONTACT SPORTS - Your mom warned you to stick to tennis. But did you listen?


TAGS: kick football sports hurt nuts
Rating: 4.45/5

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djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 1:08 am
*winces, but laughs at "nuts" as a tag* At least they wear cups in football. Tennis balls to the groin hurt too. :/


TORTURE - The very definition.




"Nunchucks" -


TAGS: nuts
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Sean

Moooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 9:29 am
to cut him some slack.
Moooooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 9:29 am
Sorry had to work a double last night, couldn't find a wifi signal to steal. Mo. I don't really know where I was going with that, Chalk it up to Jamesons and quality chronic. "Canada" has been overly defensive of our homeland, I guess I was just trying
MO - June 26, 2009, 12:20 am
Sweet! Just makin sure we're on the same poter!! I'm out! School night and all....
agdaniele - June 26, 2009, 12:15 am
(mute)
Sean - June 26, 2009, 12:15 am
Dude you nailed it to that dumb bastard's head using a sledge hammer and a rusty railway spike. Cool.
MO - June 26, 2009, 12:09 am
Sean? Did I get the jist of the poster or was I just jabbering?
Sean - June 26, 2009, 12:03 am
Uh-oh. When "mooooetc." becomes "Mooooetc." we know he's gettin' pissed (off that is). But take 'er essss, Moooooooooo, before you go all MOOOOOOOOOOOO on us. And I kinda winced too when I saw how badly MO cobberized that poor dude.
agdaniele - June 25, 2009, 11:18 pm
I can't begin to express my amusement with the comments to this point. Delightfully surreal, if you squint your brain.
MO - June 25, 2009, 10:58 pm
MOOOO I need some clarification to your last....I know you are all aboot everything Canadian but afore I get pissy w/you...splain yo self... 'cause I was defending Canada's finest...thnkx. MO(OOOOO)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 7:25 pm
BTW Mo. I remember not so long ago a young Mo that might have made a silly comment such as Canada's. Did we call you a tard? Oh, Wait, We did.
mooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 7:23 pm
By the way. Change!!!!!! I'm afraid of change.....the world as I know it is not the same as it was yesterday!!!!It's gone all funky and psychedelic and strangely more user friendly.
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 7:21 pm
He is in the same stage I was when I first came here. He feels he needs to defend Canada, Not realizing that we are widely accepted on this site. Also he doesn't seem to get Sean's humor and to be honest sometimes Sean gets one over my head as well.
LogicDude - June 24, 2009, 3:31 pm
I think that guy must be one of the CanadiENS...not really one of mooooooo or Sean's kin.
MO - June 24, 2009, 1:14 pm
Canada? You can't be that dumb, can you? You'd better bring a lot more brains to this "gunfight." Which is in turn what the poster implys. Instead of beating yourself silly with nunchucks he'd rather pull out the device in the pic. Run along now...tard.
canada - June 24, 2009, 12:03 pm
WTF does that have to do with the pic?


THE NUTS - Back away from them, and no one gets hurt!




HAVE I... - told you about this great little Do-nut shop I found the other day ??




cynosure -


TAGS: day hour minute
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Sho

Greybeard - March 31, 2014, 1:23 am
Awe5ome as always
MrStupidGir - March 30, 2014, 11:14 pm
sry, couldn't give it 6L, had to go with 5, awesome poster
Airman - March 30, 2014, 9:11 pm
and 5 more
MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:02 pm
A definite 5 from me!
spacedog - March 30, 2014, 5:04 pm
I'm repeating myself when it comes to your posters 5ho. Superb.
Greeny - March 30, 2014, 4:56 pm
Wow, and then some. 5&F


TIME - Why does it take a minute to say hello and forever to say goodbye?


TAGS: time minute hello goodbye forever
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Uthon

Iconoclast - April 16, 2012, 9:25 pm
Because HELLO is a start, while GOODBYE is an ending, maybe forever
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:38 pm
question by ***yrabbit 7/8/2008 @www.answerbag.com


JELLY-FILLED -




WHAT'S YOUR MALFUNCTION? -




GLOTTONY -


TAGS: donut cheeseburger om nom nom
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:22 pm
Admiral, I do not even think a whole roll of rolaids or bottle of pepto with tums chasers would cure those heart attacks..still..I wanna try one
AdmiralAckbar - September 22, 2010, 3:53 pm
every time I look at this picture my gerd acts up. 5 tums
50cal - September 22, 2010, 2:55 pm
So wrong, yet I want one!


LIFE -


TAGS: life time day minute computer waste meet person
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by giulio

Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:49 am
Great pep talk. That reminds me of that tribute poster LD made about you.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:49 am
IT's not like I've done much to get it... and I'm a frickin' Mod now... and NOBODY would've put money on me getting it.
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:48 am
I'll try.....
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:47 am
STFU Dre.... take it like a man. Just live up to it, dude... you're the goods. I wouldn't even consider doing it... nor suggesting it. Just live up to it... that's all.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:46 am
That would actually make me feel less guilty. lol I mean...let's face it. I'm far from being what would be called "a true greybeard." Hell, guys like you and Ron and Sean and LD and Bone CD make me look like a joke.
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:46 am
aggy, do you have the power to keep my posts, but take away the greybeard status?
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:45 am
I know that some of the noobs hate when greybeard posters get high ranks even though many don't think they're good... but when you get there, you should hope you've done the right things to earn that sort of admiration, too.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:44 am
when i first came here there was only like 5 greybeards
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:44 am
Excellent point, Random... they were called Greybeard before there was a ranking system. For a reason.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:43 am
Too late, Bart... besides, it'd take all the fun out of my deleting your old forum posts one by one as you post a new one... to keep you at 999 for a week or two.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:42 am
Really depends on the point of view. You have your true greybeards, like Aggy mentioned, and you just have the forum title. Lets not forget, that was also named specifically in honor of said greybeards.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:42 am
My last line sounded a bit g**.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:41 am
Like them or not, they've been around awhile, and used to participate equally in motifakes, forum and commetns... a well-rounded member, so to speak.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:40 am
Yeah, I don't think I have the poster chops to be a greybeard yet. Maybe I should go on a forum hiatus.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:40 am
Greybeards used to be respected here... a matter of respecting the elders who weren't pricks. But that's really been lost by the noobs... Airman gets crapped on constantly, Cubby abandoned post, Porcelina, well, you know, and Ron has an army o' trolls.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:40 am
i dont like the idea that im over half way to greybeard either
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:39 am
being a greybeard is kind of meaningless now
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:38 am
I think all the other Greybeards will be depressed.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:38 am
Should I be happy or depressed...I'm on the verge of "Greybeard."
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:37 am
I gotta get my 9 here.... hold on....
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:36 am
thats what manitoba hydro was paying me for
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
is it sad i am a greybeard and at only 24?
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
Its probably all the coffee he drinks. And I can't wait to get my a** kicked by my professors when I head back tomorrow after being sick for a week.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
Too educated for Motifakes now, Canada?
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
i did all my motifaking from work
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:34 am
LMAO! since school strarted i think i have only made like 3
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:34 am
Bart is about to hit Greybeard. Amazing.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:33 am
53, so slightly less of a life then Canada.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:33 am
Ha ha ha ha, Canada... you have a life! What a loser!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:32 am
i only have 50 posters
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Yes, great poster. 5.5 from me.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Oh.... that's it.... back to the "ban" thread...
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
im at like 22?
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Quit your bragging! I only have 110...:(
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Just teasing, giulio... love it!
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:29 am
And that comes from someone with 248 motifakes and 6483 comments.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:29 am
Let's keep in mind that this advice is coming from a man with over 550 motifakes.
Chopperliscious - November 2, 2009, 12:26 am
This actually made me go outside, stand on the porch, have a cigarette, have a stretch, pick my nose, eat the booger - and discover my neighbour laughing at me from his kitchen window. Therefore, this is THE most inspiring motifake EVER. 6 Lions.
Grim [email protected] - October 30, 2009, 12:45 pm
What if I'm outside right now?


INTERNET TOUGH GUYS -


TAGS: they re coming for your nuts crankyhead
Rating: 4.86/5

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agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 12:19 pm
Love storing nuts in their mouth.
curzondax12 - October 1, 2010, 8:45 pm
I always wondered who they were.
jameswnash - October 1, 2010, 8:22 pm
Feeling a little Squirrelly? 5 acorns


ARCHAEOLOGY -


TAGS: in a nutshell
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

flint - September 28, 2010, 1:10 pm
5l's from me, thats a really good one...
agdaniele - September 28, 2010, 2:21 am
Wow. 5L


PSYCHICS - Why don't you ever hear of one winning the lottery?


TAGS: frauds 1 99 minute
Rating: 4.69/5

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JesusWept - October 3, 2012, 2:49 pm
LOL good one! 5 lions
WTFO - February 5, 2012, 2:43 pm
Wow. Now that's an old joke Cloud.
CloudchaserS - February 3, 2012, 12:57 am
A psychic once told me where I could find my stolen bicycle. Turns out the Alamo doesn't have a basement.


EGOMANIACS - Their only redeeming quality is that they don't talk about other people.


TAGS: sheen nuts
Rating: 4.44/5

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SCREWBALL -


TAGS: nuts bugs bunny crazy baseball
Rating: 4.42/5

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suzieq - January 29, 2012, 4:51 pm
I thought it was the dog
Greeny - January 29, 2012, 4:42 pm
you got your bolts screwed up suzie
Sho - January 29, 2012, 3:02 pm
Baseball isn't known and played only in the USA
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 3:00 pm
this one is g55d, but for americans only, because for the rest of the planet, it is just a bolt and a weird-looking leather ball lol


BATMAN - The Dork Knight


TAGS: reading makes you become a super hero for some minutes
Rating: 3.81/5

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matt28 - April 5, 2010, 11:48 pm
Looks like Hitler kinda let himself go.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 1:51 am
I think I went to HS with this guy.


STEREOTYPES - They exist for a reason...


TAGS: stereotype cop donut
Rating: 3.11/5
LilGerm - October 17, 2008, 11:27 am
License, registration, and a bearclaw, please.


COPS - Protecting us from donuts since 1845




BACONUTS - An easy way to get your 3 basic food groups: Sugar, Salt and Lard!!




PEANUT BUTTER, JELLY, & BACON ON WHEAT - Threw the wheat in for health reasons


TAGS: peanut b***er jelly bacon
Rating: 2.25/5

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Anonymous2 - December 2, 2009, 12:43 pm
Deep fry that puppy, and it's just like Elvis' favorite sandwich.


WONDER - Have you ever looked at a stupid person and pictured them trying to rob a Dunkin' Donuts?


TAGS: cops dunkin donuts stupidity
Rating: 4.29/5

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Ism - June 14, 2012, 6:12 pm
True Story: a man saw someone walk into a bank w/ a gun. So he followed drew his gun placed it to the robbers head telling him to freeze. Then the other 15 Agents in bank drew their guns. Bank was across steet from FBI building in DC... it was payday...


ONLY IDIOTS - thinks it is a good idea to hold up a doughnut store




ROSES ARE BLUE, BACON MUST FRY -


TAGS: janchallenge i m not ambivalent i m nuts
Rating: 3.88/5

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sickartist - January 26, 2010, 11:01 am
Okay Timmy. Both my personalities are schizophrenic. Sheesh
KSan - January 26, 2010, 2:40 am
Schizophrenia isn't multiple personality disorder. Wikipedia sheesh
vihtori - January 25, 2010, 12:52 pm
i laugh because it's funny AND true.f*** us, 5Lss
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 10:56 am
APT!! Apt I tell you!! 5L


IRONY - in a nutshell




GANGLAND BEAT-DOWN - Animal Planet Style.


TAGS: that peanut belongs to us
Rating: 2.36/5

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Mongo - August 18, 2010, 1:09 pm
Great pic...uninspired caption.


A magical place -


TAGS: nut job recognition
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 24, 2013, 12:12 am
Wanna see my sound proof basement?
GaryO - August 23, 2013, 9:47 pm
Just one? I got like six goin'
MissPriss - August 23, 2013, 9:43 pm
Hey, a little like me! My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.


DOUBLE CHOCOLATE GLAZE PLEASE -




THIS LITTLE GUY IS NUTS -




RIOT POLICE - Riot helmet...$75.00 Riot Shield...$150.00 Scoring A Flash/Bang Nut Shot...PRICELESS




IF STRESS BURNED CALORIES - I would be a damn supermodel ...


TAGS: stress burned calories supermodel doughnuts
Rating: 4.13/5

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MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 11:23 am
post to h** chick


THE DREAM JOB -




BACON FLAVORED DONUT - All we need to do now is to put it on a stick.


TAGS: bacon donut
Rating: 3.5/5

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R.S.Jake - March 29, 2010, 11:57 am
That's a maple bar, not a donut. Donuts have holes. And it's not "Bacon Flavored", if there is actual bacon on it. This is a Maple Bar with Bacon. Still great idea.
Cloudchaser - March 27, 2010, 11:55 pm
And roll it in batter. And then fry it in pure lard.
Stenboy - March 27, 2010, 2:26 pm
Yes, it is maple frosting!
Iconoclast - March 27, 2010, 2:15 pm
I hope that is Maple frosting on the donut, that would be a GREAT combination.


WWJD - Who wants jelly donuts ?


TAGS: wwjd who wants jelly donuts
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by Budog

MissPriss - May 3, 2012, 11:44 am
Love it and I'll take a strawberry filled please.


REVENGE - what, He stole my nuts!




ON ONE HAND - I need to lose weight, on the other a glazed donut ...




DIET PILLS - These are endorsed by Oprah & Rosie.


TAGS: diet pill oprah rosie endorse doughnut
Rating: 2.72/5

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mikelles - September 30, 2013, 7:57 am
Saffron is commonly used for adding flavor to food, but it also has many medicinal properties, and is one of the finest appetite suppressants and aids in effective weight loss.
Chopperliscious - June 5, 2009, 5:09 am
Mmmmm Jeramines


SQUIRR-LEE - he is angry... he will rule the world... only for a peanut


TAGS: squirrel bruce lee martial super peanut
Rating: 2.4/5

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jeffhardy25 - December 28, 2010, 10:43 am
in witch he will be taken down by Chip Morris


NOT NATURAL -




THE GANGS ALL HERE -


TAGS: holiday fruits nuts tree
Rating: 4.83/5

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axe11154 - October 4, 2012, 9:26 am
not Christmas yet, still great poster. 5 l
voodoo3535 - December 23, 2011, 7:28 pm
Nicely done Greeny. Thought my nut fell off the tree.
Reality Lord - December 19, 2011, 2:44 pm

wow...this took alot of work. real REAL nice. merry christmas greeny


HARK! THE PARKING METERS RING. - Naughty or Nice?


TAGS: 5 minutes
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - December 9, 2012, 4:53 pm
The mayor here just upped meter prices...says it'll clear up parking spaces in downtown. WTF it will, but who will be able to afford to refill them? I really need to find out what glue he sniffs so I can ask Santa for some teehee


T-BALL - You're doing it wrong!




ONE MINUTE - Suddenly seems like so much more




WAR - You don't know the meaning of the word.


TAGS: nuts
Rating: 3.23/5

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[email protected] - March 6, 2010, 12:22 am
I've bought cptn whishkars several robotic chew toyz and he freaks out on everything...brave chipmunk


CARPE DIEM -


TAGS: size the day old donuts they are still good
Rating: 3.21/5

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CANADA - August 4, 2009, 11:19 am
love your tags!
agdaniele - May 29, 2009, 9:19 pm
A valiant effort!
Sean - May 29, 2009, 9:07 pm
I was supposed to go chop down that goddam tree today ... meh.


HANGOVERS - Masterchief's only Kryptonite.




CONFUSED - It's Donuts guys, get with the program!




PETA - Mostly nuts. Spread the word.


TAGS: peta spread nuts
Rating: 4.2/5

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twill1962 - August 26, 2012, 10:16 am
PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals!
Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 7:35 pm
HA HA HA!!!
steve1961 - June 4, 2012, 12:21 pm
I have it on toast with my veal and eggs-along with some seal blubber;)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2012, 1:33 am
I can’t believe this is real. I mean I do, but my mind is… rejecting the… visual… LOL
SteveFurlong - June 3, 2012, 5:05 pm
Excellent! I dug up my password to log in just so I could give you 5L.


HYDRATION - Some think it is overrated




MEN - speak conveniently of love when it serves their purpose


TAGS: men beer doughnut *** in what order
Rating: 3.94/5

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GreyScorpion - August 18, 2010, 9:07 pm
what's your point? ;) 5L


AWW NUTS! - Modern Day Scrat vs Prehistoric Scrat Both seemed to find their nuts just out of reach of their hands.




DONUT P.D. - TO PROTECT AND SERVE THOSE WHO SERVE THE COFFEE AND DONUTS




SQUIRREL SAYS - You don't have any nuts


TAGS: squirrel nuts tech support
Rating: 2.18/5

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momma - June 10, 2009, 5:52 pm
thats my boy....I know he has nuts!


PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!! - WHERE HE AT? WHERE HE AT? WHERE HE AT? WHERE HE AT?




Halloween -


TAGS: dog peanut b***er costume gary
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 28, 2013, 7:06 pm
HA! Not gonna go there.
GaryO - October 28, 2013, 6:53 pm
On a serious note, my bud’s bird dog’s last days were spent in the cone of shame, but….he managed to get at himself anyway. That was one amazing quadruped.
GaryO - October 28, 2013, 6:51 pm
Heh, gimmee a spoon and a jar of PB, and my pup and I are good for the afternoon.
spacedog - October 28, 2013, 5:42 pm
Glad you like it Gary. Jarhead is always better than the cone of shame.
GaryO - October 27, 2013, 9:05 pm
J-a-a-a-r D-o-o-o-g! Terror of d-a-a-a-r-r-r-kness…..beware of things that go bonk and wumoomf in the night. 5/F


The Force -




Relaxation -




SHAMWOW - When I die, I want to be cremated, put in water and soaked up in a Shamwow.


TAGS: shamwow vice love his nuts i do
Rating: 3.74/5

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Dr. Rusak - January 30, 2010, 10:11 pm
Workoholic much?
funnyman37 - January 30, 2010, 8:45 pm
I finally got some ShamWows. Step 1 complete. lol.
sickartist - January 2, 2010, 10:01 am
I want that guy to deliver the eulogy too.


RECYCLED BATHROOM TISSUE - I'm all for conservation but I draw the line at being the second guy to use my toilet paper.


TAGS: funny humor environmental nuts
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:02 pm
That's why I drink Pepsi.
Derek - November 11, 2009, 2:08 am
You probably don't want to know that most water you drink has been in a toilet at some point in the past
Produceman117 - November 11, 2009, 1:48 am
Allow me to chime in with an emphatic "amen," WTFO.
ICEMAN - November 11, 2009, 1:10 am
Awww, c'mon. Have a big ol' swig of the koolaid & help the environment.


YOUR SON - Laugh at him now but just remember this: He'll be the one picking out your Nursing Home.




IS THERE ANYTHING DONUTS CAN'T DO? -


TAGS: donuts food
Rating: 3.1/5

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zoomer296 - March 1, 2013, 10:51 pm
They can't time time travel. (The d*** glaze melts off before the flux dispersal even reaches full capacity.)


THE JUDEO-CHRISTIAN DEITY - The omniscient and omnipotent one with the perfect plan, whose perfect plan was thwarted when one of his creations teamed with another of his creations...




TASTY - You look... tasty.... ....TASTY!


TAGS: fat donut tasty
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by Swen

BriaHere - July 4, 2009, 8:39 pm
I have my own laptop. And my own bedroom. Hence, here I am. There are a billion teenagers on the internet.
Jabba the translator - July 4, 2009, 4:03 pm
Han, my boy, you disappoint me. Why haven't you paid me? And why did you fry poor Greedo?
MO. - July 4, 2009, 4:03 pm
Ate the wookiee....all by herself. (Solo if you will)
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 4:02 pm
Han, mah bukee, keel-ee caleya ku kah. Wanta dah moole-rah? Wonkee chee sa crispa con Greedo?
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 4:01 pm
"Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage."
MO. - July 4, 2009, 3:57 pm
The true sign of timmyism! Drive by postings!
moooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 3:54 pm
Don't worry Mo. Bria never seems to read the responses to her comments, or if she does she just ignores them. There's probably glitter and stickers covering the latest comments tab on her screen.
MO. - July 4, 2009, 3:50 pm
Even better point Moooooo. Bria I wasn't talking to you. I was ummmm talking to breuh, who is another member on this site.....yeah...breuh...
mooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 3:47 pm
Good point Mo. But usually 15 year old girls on the web are just FBI agents in disguise. Or Chris Hansen.
MO. - July 4, 2009, 3:45 pm
Speaking of parents bria...you're 15? How the heck do yours let you on this site?
BriaHere - July 4, 2009, 3:07 pm
As far as I'm concern, her parents should be in prison. That child abuse, I'm sure she's that little girl who was like 5 years old, she doesn't understand stuff like that, it's the parents fault.
jershy96 - May 27, 2009, 1:37 am
serious cow IS amused!!!
TriggerOrcutt - April 23, 2009, 2:08 am
It looks like michelin man's daughter!
Bob Chin - November 13, 2008, 10:27 am
Maury.... You look just like my Daddy, Can you take me to McDonalds? Maury....(I'd hit that!)
SlimSkeeter - October 9, 2008, 6:32 pm
I was thinking more like the Staypuffed Marshmallow Man
shtoink - October 2, 2008, 3:07 am
that... person looks alot like the dayshift sup***isor where i work


INSANITY -


TAGS: insanity octomom octo mom crazy s**t wh*** nuts
Rating: 2.76/5

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agdaniele - April 9, 2009, 11:59 pm
If you don't need to say anything else, it's not postable.


DIPLOMACY AND WAR - in a nutshell




HANDICAP??? - i think not...




PREQUELS -


TAGS: choclate and peanut b***er go great together
Rating: 4.88/5

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5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 7:08 pm
Holy Crap!!!! lmafo. 5'd and fav'd. way better than the the one made after 2 girls (pm me for info, I will only give it to the strongest at heart/stomach)
Airman - August 6, 2010, 6:47 pm
LOL
Sean - August 6, 2010, 6:23 pm
Thanks. By my count, this is my 5th 2 Girls 1 Cup themed poster.
Faceplant31 - August 6, 2010, 6:13 pm
ROR! 5L


IRONY -


TAGS: irony peta friendship doggie style peanutb***er
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 10:17 pm
He can't talk.... his mouth looks like he's been eating reese's cups.
ICEMAN - September 5, 2010, 10:14 pm
Aggy, why don't you ask Bob?
Reality Lord - September 5, 2010, 9:56 pm

ag...you really are one sick puppy. 5 for skippy
Cubbybear - September 5, 2010, 9:37 pm
Something like that...:)
rerun - September 5, 2010, 9:31 pm

getting chased around the islands again? Told you to leave that Wahini alone
Cubbybear - September 5, 2010, 9:29 pm
I gave it a 5 because I hate dogs right now
GreyScorpion - September 5, 2010, 9:18 pm
more than once....
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 9:15 pm
You think his tail was bobbed?
GreyScorpion - September 5, 2010, 9:13 pm
that's just, just, so wrong. WooOOOoooF! 5L
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 8:42 pm
Leave it to rerun to demand "texture" while down there.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 8:32 pm

I sure hope it's Jif Crunchy


QUISP - Back when cereal was the 'dessert' of a well-balanced breakfast.




YOUR MAMMA, MY SAMMICH! -


TAGS: sports nuts sammich wife live
Rating: 4.53/5

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Reality Lord - January 10, 2011, 1:28 pm

lolz


I DON'T UNDERSTAND -


TAGS: doghouse peanut b***er
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Airman

GySgt1811 - February 12, 2011, 11:05 am
It worked.
GySgt1811 - February 11, 2011, 2:43 pm
Oh, DUH! Tanks, Monk. Onct ah had it 'splained ta me... So, Airman does deserve the 5 I gave him. Besides, Rerun was kind enough to send this old tread head a very graphic PM. Now I'm going out for peanut b***er. Crunchy. Where's the cat?
5150monkeylove - February 10, 2011, 11:06 pm
Ok gunny.... I will speak in Devildog terms....aroo ough hooya? roughly translated it means what do dogs do with peanut b***er?
GySgt1811 - February 10, 2011, 8:44 pm
Airman, I voted 5 out of reflex action because it's you. I'm sure it's a 5. Really. But I haven't the slightest idea what it's about. (I'm sure someone will explain it and I'll do a big face palm and wear a doofus grin.)


LIFE -




ANTICI -


TAGS: peanut b***er time
Rating: 4.07/5

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Anonymous2 - March 15, 2011, 8:38 pm
You didn't make me shiver.
CANADA - March 11, 2011, 4:14 pm
LOL!


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